who here hates yard work, and other **** that annoys me, just venting

One other thing that works. If your wife plants flowers or plants just mow them down.

Tell her you thought they were weeds. She will never let you cut the grass again.

that would work but all of our plants are in box gardens because the dirt around here sucks. i cant say i went offroading with the mower and mow down the flowers. the box gardens are 6" above the grass.