Cutting weight for a better ET

I was forever trying to cut hidden weight on the car.

My wife told me to let my son drive.

I saw these pics of me and comparing to my younger years she may have a point here.

What do you all think? My son said I could add a couple more battery's to the right rear for ballast in the Duster.

I think go naked It is the clothes that make me look fat.

And who is she to talk anyway. I run a 5th wheel on the drivers side of her Omni so it don't tip. When we go away I have to sit in the right rear. No room in the front.