All that is left of the Acura

I couldn't agree more.

Get her a bumper sticker with a notice that reads
"The person who stole my last car, died in a police chase."

I think it would mean more if the bumper sticker were worded:

"The last person who stole my car ended up dead because of it..."

Then get the Clint Eastwood on the opposite side saying, "Feel lucky punk???..."