I swear if I didnt love her

You gotta bad connection between the chair and the computer.

He probably is jealous of your Dart. Most people all want an A-body and they are way out of their price range.

What you need to do is spike his drink with a hit of acid when you go talk to him. Take a doobie with you and have a pow wow. There is never a war that a peace pipe sit down can't settle.

You have to think 70's. The era of your Dart. We were all for love and peace back then.
Don't forget have Pink Floyd blasting when you pull up. With a bandana and a big smile on your face. And throwing him the peace sign.

He will show you love and accept you into the family circle for sure.

If this don't work send him to me . I'll kick his *** for ya. I am like a raging bull on Crack. Take a look.