who here uses facebook

I was very reluctant to get a FaceBook account at first. Now I've been able to get in contact with a bunch of old friends in the four states I used to live in ... get to secretly laugh at all the cheerleaders who were so perfect in high school and now look like unrecognizable whales with eight kids (yeah I'm a ***** lol) ... network with like minded Mopar people all over the world ... and now it's turning into a very viable source of new business (4 jobs in the shop right now are from FB users).

My shop's Fan Page has over 1850 members -- one of the most highly viewed powder coating shops on the entire network! -- and it's great for new jokes and at least a few good laughs a day. It gets to be a drag when people use it for nothing but negativity and/or drama, and those people are never on my Friends' List for very long.

You may be a *****, but that's how you're cool. You can't be cool unless you're a *****, a li'l bit.

Facebook is great. My plan is to let them own me, or at least a share of me, along with Wal-Mart and McDonalds, so I can get free crap.

I'm also going to let it destroy my life and do nothing at all, but post on it with people that I have something in common with, while I trash talk another website that is set up to do the same thing and act like I'm better than "them".