I'm an idiot but have followers

LMFAO!!! I spit my Arby's sandwich on the monitor! I just today had some a**hole bikers (I ride too but there ARE a**holes out there!) about 5-10ft off the bumper of my truck. I gently tap the brakes to show them that I know that he's there and too F-'ing close. He doesn't even back off. I got to thinking about for a moment, He's 6 bikes with passengers in traffic...I REALLY want to teach him a lesson but there would be so much red meat all over the highway that I'd be in jail for the rest of my life. He eventually got the message. Normally, i keep alot of change in my ashtray. I'll open the window and wing a handful of change behind me to bounce off the window! Again...Oldman you made my day with this post!

If your wheels are not turned in the opposite Direction of the way your going you are not having fun. I believe all cars should come with rub rails from the factory and yellow means speed up so you don't get the red.

Last month I was coming out of Rochester NY. heading for a hill with a heavy load on the trailer. I wanted to keep it above 75 and there was a car That came off a ramp and came out into the left lane. I passed him on the right and threw the rest of my hoagie on his windshield. I looked in the mirror and his wipers were smearing the Mayo and lettuce. LMAO. He'll never do that again.

Am I aggressive? Well hell yes I am. And the older I get the worse I get. If you see a black Dodge in your mirror Just move the fug over. Cuz I am coming through. How do you wimps like those Bananas.