How to Kill an Earworm

Guaranteed 3 step process or your money back:
1. Buy a bottle of cheap tequila (must have worm in bottom)
2. Drink entire bottle
3. Swallow worm whole (important not to chew)

Now relax while the worm travels happily to your head...the worm will find and kill your earworm!

Ps. Have your wife/girlfriend/buddy Take/HIDE all your car keys prior to step 1.
Guaranteed or your money back!!