Shopping on Thanksgiving Rant

Our thanksgiving in October cause the pilgrims could'nt get here in November ( its too damn cold) so we get to spend the day with family and the last thing on your mind is Christmas shopping. We save that for November and cross border shop with our southern brothers and sisters. My wife and I make a weekend out of it, go down Thursday for the all you can eat turkey diner specials, eat drink and be merry and wake up Friday ( the black one) at the crack of noon to do the shopping. by that time the murderous mobs have thinned out but you can still get entertained by the odd lunatic... this is way better than sitting at home waiting for the snow to fly.