Angels Secretly Disguised As FABO Members and Powder **** Fans

So I just got off the phone with my Mom. She had some more work done today so I was not able to talk to just now. It went like this.

Me. Push call on cell.

Phone.. ring....ring....ring....ring....ring...

Mom. Did last night really happen....

Me...yes mom,,I do believe it did,,,and plane ticket has now been purchased, it's game on Mom,,your coming home.

I was fine until you wrote this and I played thru my mind. Beyond explanation, pass the Kleenex please