Funny Things Teenagers Say/ Think

Yesterday at Thanksgiving my nephew was giving me grief because I don't hunt.
I told him "Kroger and I had an agreement, I don't hunt, they don't sell car parts."
Then he tells me he knows every thing about everything. I say to him, "oh yeah hot rod, is a 318 a short block or a big block?" he looks at me and say's "I don't hunt with a gun, I shoot a bow"
It was all my wife could do to not fall out of the chair laughing. I told that boy he needs to get out into the world now! While he knew everything.