Funny Things Teenagers Say/ Think

I think I was about 16 when I was going through the stage where my dad knew nothing
I had finally saved up enough money to buy me my first dirtbike (an 88 Honda MTX) but I still needed the old mans help to haul it home
well, we got there and the kids selling the bike let me take it for a test drive
I get on it, start it, kick it in first gear, let out the clutch and stall it
8 or 9 times in a row
then my dad said "hey son, let me try that once"
at this point I figured the bike is obviously junk and I might have mumbled something along those lines as I hand it over to my dad
he gets on it, starts it, kicks it in first gear and pulls out smooth as butter, shifts into second, lifts the front end up, shifts into third , lowers the front end again and turns around bringing the bike back to.
"seems fine to me" he says as he hands it back to me...I think that was the very moment my dad started his learning curve