Me, I dearly hope I'm to a point in my life where I never have to touch one of the damn things again. I've sawed, buzzed, chopped, loaded, unloaded, carried enough firewood to last me more than one lifetime.
LOL, yep, Lori and I dont own one either. But we bought a Stihl 270( I think) for Nick for his birthday!! LOL, so one is only as far away as a kid when we need one.
They always say ya get 3 heats out of every stick of wood. Chopping it, stacking it and heating.