Here is my New Years story..
This morning at 7:15 or so, the front doorbell rang.
There was a college kid standing there and he asked me where he was....as in what town was he in?
Since it was only about 15 degrees out, I invited him to go around and come into the garage. He proceeded to tell me he woke up on my neighbors front porch...but they never answered ( because they leave to their cabin for the Holiday)...he had no clue what-so-ever where he was
I offered him coffee...he declined, but took a water.
He must have really got drunk. Rather than call a cab, I had him jump in my truck and I drove him across town to where he was staying.
I was young once too.