Making things difficult...

Just spit a mouthful of water all over my lap top....thanks....

Problem with not going shopping with her is we live 30 miles or so from the nearest stores. We pretty much only go to town when we have doctor visits. So I pretty much either go in the store with her or sit in the truck waiting. I normally go in and get a kick out of looking at the other people walking around. Most days she is in just as much of a rush as I am to get out of the stores so this kind of stuff does not happen....

How about splitting the list? Give her what she's good at getting and you get the other stuff! I usually take off towards the meat/fish counter and do the main bulk of the meals, the bride usually covers the stuff she knows like kid lunch stuff, laundry and household stuff and the like!! No fighting and the job gets done quicker!!! Just thinkin' out loud!!....