Horror movies....

CHUD: Cannibalistic Humanoid Underground Dwellers. And no, I didn't have to look that up!
Squirm: Killer earthworms brought from way down deep when power lines are downed and zap the ground.
Motel Hell: A motel owner and his daughter also sell the county's best meat. And the motel's guests are disappearing. Stay out of the garden!
Dracula 3000: Worst movie I've ever seen. All I'm saying.