What would it take to carry the front wheels to the 60' beams?

Found that the bumper doesn't need to weigh enough to hold down the house in a hurricane. I had the ballast bar in the backseat and it made mine deadly consistent at the tree, leaving on the bumper, pass after pass. 1.41 60' times and could manage 10.70s @122mph, because the 906 heads stopped breathing at .550 lift. I wasn't as good as I thought I was, with a die grinder. The trick to mine was ladder bars and transbrake, combined with a super duper converter.