my *** doesn't look as fat!

Thought I would have lots of room in a 26 x 40 garage. I had to put my Signet hardtop out side for the winter so I could get my 2010 F-150 in. And my black 66 Barracuda is still out at my buddy's house. There are 3 A-Bodies and a 56 F-100 in there with the F150, 2 full 1/4 clips for my green Barracuda, fenders, 2 225 slants, 1 312 Y-block Ford, an engine crane, 2 833 4 speeds and a bunch of other parts. Then there's the parts stash at my print shop! My wife would neuter me if she had any idea how much I have spent on parts!