So I come in the front room and happen to look at the monitor, just in time to see the FedEx guy getting back in. He hadn't knocked, rang the bell, or kicked the side of the house, much less asked for a signature
There sits hundreds of dollars of a new set of Doug's on the front porch.
(Years ago, I had a used Bogen / Manfrotto tripod waltz right off the front porch. Fed Ex 'could not do a thing')
Doug's is owned by.........................??Pertronix??