Effin' Fed Ex.............

We haven't dealt with FedEx voluntarily since a b*tch driver and her full-size FedEx delivery truck decided to t-bone my wife while she was 7 months pregnant with our son. Luckily our son wasn't injured. My wife had torsion whiplash and still suffers from myofascial pain and Fibromyalgia, but it could have been much worse.