Life's most embarrassing car moments

Lotta years ago my brother and I were out in the country with my 68 Dart Gt. We hit a huge line of really slooooo traffic doing like 5mph on a long left turn. It was so long we couldn't even see the front of the line. Couldn't see to pass on the left either but no fear I had a plan. Started passing cars on the right shoulder like they were standing still. Felt like the Duke Boys! It was great until we got close to the front and saw the hearse.... Immediately pulled off the road into a field and shut the car off. Felt like a total ***.