Life's most embarrassing car moments

Done a couple, myself...

Checking ATF, I was distracted and managed to jam the trans dipstick into the distributor. Shocking.

On a Fury, I was sort of laying across the engine and radiator trying to reach something below the master cylinder...as the old hood springs slooooooooowly sagged...and gently lowered the hood on top of me. Needed help to get out.

First brake job on drums, on my grandmother's 1971 T&C station wagon. Don't have the drum brake tools, so improvising with other stuff...and shot a spring off the damned car and right into my crotch. Bought drum brake tools that day.