My first child
SSSHHHHHHH............. You weren't supposed to tell him that. :D
I had guns of all kinds, hunting bows, on and off road motorcycles, and three or four cars until right about the second kid.
25 years later, and I'm finally recovering (kinda)
Plus one of ours had a nasty case of ADHD and was always breaking something (car windows, house windows, skylights, bedroom walls) or getting in fights.
Now he is one of the best kids a parent could want, but HOLY CRAP that 10 years sucked.
Sorry, but the truth hurts.:D
