Weirdest thing I have found in one of my vehicles?
Myself
Working at the junkyard I found a lot of weird and cool stuff. A few guns, never kept em as I didn't need a felony for a stolen fire arm/murder weapon. Several sex toys, we once got a car that had one melted on the trunk lid. A pair of sneakers soaked in blood. My personal favorite was when we found about 20 bladeless chainsaws in the back of an '83 Chevy van. We would give em about 6 tries a piece and would huck 'em into one of the engine bins when they didn't start. I think only 3 worked and one of my coworkers bought them for $30