Bad Jokes

Made me smile!

The blind man's seeing eye dog
Pissed on the blind man's shoe
The blind man said, "Here Rover,
Here's a piece of beef for you."
His wife said, "Don't reward him.
You can't just let that pass."
The blind man said,
"I gotta find his mouth,
so I can kick him in the ***."

You can listen to the rest here.

[ame="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O35iphfiMhs"]A Prairie Home Companion - Bad Jokes - YouTube[/ame]