I like this guy's solution:
http://www.bristolpost.co.uk/Bristol-man-gets-revenge-texting-works/story-20823040-detail/story.html
In a nutshell, he bought a PS3 and some games online but they were never delivered, so he started sending the entire works of Shakespeare to the seller. By text message. He would copy and paste an entire play from the internet into one message on his phone, and when he hit send his phone would split the plays up into 160 character texts and sent them all out. So far, the guy that stiffed him has gotten nearly 30k texts containing the works of Shakespeare, 160 characters at a time.