Husband is not in bed

Unless you son, is... well... you know... not that there's anything wrong with that!

actually, there is a LOT wrong with that
(but we'll save that discussion for the political forum)


its true though, my first child was a boy, when I found that out I went out and bought a football
second child was a girl, when I found that out I put in for my CPL

Daughter is....well....you know, so what's your problem with it?