Really like your car but then all of a sudden you want to swap for another

Reminds me of a true story. Years ago a business friend of my Dad's in my home town, was the Texaco oil guy. He had bought a new 25th anniversary Corvette. I always thought they were ugly

He didn't keep it very long and sold it. This was long before I had any concept of "flipping" or investments

I ask' 'im........"if you weren't gonna keep the car why'd ya buy it?"

He says "Everything I got is for sale except my wife, and if you offer me enough, we'll talk about her, too!!!"


Guy goes up to a girl in the bar and says: "Would you have sex with me for 50 dollars?"
She says : "WHAT KIND OF GIRL DO YOU THINK I AM?"
He says : "Would you have sex with me for 5 thousand dollars"?
She says " Well...."
He interrupts her and says "Now that we've determined what kind of girl you are, let's discuss price".