When I was still employed a buddy that I worked with was talking about when he had his prostrate exam. Provided a few laughs....Rick told me that the doc said to let him know if it hurts more than he thinks it should...Ricks response was based on what? I asked Rick if when the doc was standing behind him if he heard a zipper go down....
Ernie had Lasik done a few years back, best thing she ever did. Did cause some serious problems with aiming a firearm but.....I got to watch, was freaking me out pretty seriously...