Strangest thing found in your A body???

Back when I was a teen, had the science teacher from around the block come by he needed help getting his 3' Boa Constrictor from under the dash of his Newport. The guy used to take it everywhere with him around his neck, guess it did not like aftershave. What a pain in the *** that was, mid august hot as heck, If it only had ac it might have took some of the fight from him!