Strangest thing found in your A body???

I had a '69 340 GTS that I purchased in 1987 for the whopping sum of $400 and a case of beer. Ran great, drove decent enough, but needed front end work! This car was a "party car" of sorts, as there was a small bong wedged in the left trunk extension, several ZigZag cards under the seats, an empty can of Schlitz (who drinks that???) in the trunk, and a condom or two. Used. Old. Nasty. Oh, and a court summons to the PO for (guess?) possession. I guess he decided he did not need to show to court.