who has the fastest 318 ?!!!

thank you men! Those last post are a good shot in the arm for this thread. these cars can easily become an extension of our personality and to know me is to know I always understate myself for the most part.
here in Oregon near Portland there is the big track for drag racing the Woodburn dragstrip.they do have a nearby dragstrip that's more of a racetrack that's used as a drag strip also Portland International Raceway they do grudge match test/tune Friday/ Saturday night nights.I do love to invite my bragging buddies with there corvettes and camaros out to the drag strip and say it's just a little 318 that my uncle and I put together it's really just a jalopy! as you can well imagine I've heard them all by now my car did not get traction I shifted from 2nd to 5th oh brother?!