Your opinion on equal length spark plug wires?

So I guess the final question is, do chicks dig 'em? Because I ain't doing it if they don't.
When your girlfriend is in your hot rod and you are loosing by 4 car lengths, she will not be impressed. Yes, sir! correct plug wire length and 4 drilled holes in the distributor cap to let the static out, and them 4 car lengths are made up, your girlfriend will not be embarrassed, and your face will be saved!