Dead Duck.... Are you sure?

YOU'RE KILLING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :finga:

Guy went to sit on the Bus. Only seat left was a little old Lady with a Dog next to her. "Scuse me Maam, Does your Dog Bite? She lights up and sez "No". He sits down and the Dog tears into his arm. "I thought you said your Dog didnt Bite, Lady!!!!!!"
With a crafty smile on her yap, she sez: "That's not MY Dog". :twisted: