Newest Spokamentro fuel theft strategy

LOL, in my parts days we'd had a rash of gas thefts around here. An elderly woman came in and bought one of those anti-siphon springs, and a locking cap. She asked me if there was anything else she could do.

I told her "you can only do so much," and told her, "I don't want to upset you, but they can always crawl under and beat a hole in the tank."

She sure wasn't happy to hear THAT LOL