(NOT) My new truck!!

Just a funny joke I would never buy a chebby! My new Truck

I bought a new Chevy Avalanche

And returned to the dealer yesterday
Because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The salesman explained that the radio

was voice activated.



'Nelson,' the salesman said to the radio.

The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road

Again' Came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an

instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced

Willie Nelson.
I drove away happy, and for the next few

days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven'

I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I

said, 'Beatles', I'd get one of their

awesome songs.



Yesterday, some guy ran a red light

And nearly creamed my new truck,

But I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, '*** Hole!' Immediately the

radio responded with,"Ladies and

gentlemen, The President of The

United States''...



Damn I love this truck