I want an evilstick.

Censorship didn't keep the poor people from getting scalded by McDonald's terrible coffee. You've got stupidity to thank for that one.

If I had an Evilstick when I was a brat, I would have had plenty of good, healthy laughs with it, between my brothers and I.

Why?

Because my mom didn't suck at raising us.

There are enough people taking life seriously, that it allows sickos like me to enjoy it.

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