Duster 340 not a muscle car...

I laid awake trying to figure out how to buy a 340 Dart back in 1969. I was told when pigs flew, go on down! (Mother) My Painter is a die hard Ford Guy, calls me Mr Moped. BUt he always says nice things about 340s', be they Darts, Dusters, or Cuda's. He doesn't like the young Mustang crowd either, saying they are a rude bunch of brats.