Hey I posted my post before your post while typing another post while you were reading my post while being yelled at and the dog chasing the cat who was chasing something then I farted.
Yeah, well I was posting my post while you were posting your post, then I posted my second post while you were typing the other post while I was reading your post while being yelled at and the dog chased the cat who was chasing something when you farted while I was replying to your post that was directed at my post while we were both posting....
But while you are farting, you may want to consider this: