HELP, my house is sinking

But Jack you'll only be 59 in Nov., you even might see this snow disappear and get some more for your BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Now that would be funny........or discouraging!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And by the way your house is not sinking, it just looks that way....your old eyes are deceiving you. LOL,
I'll try and remember to send you a snowball for your birthday!
J.-G.