All Hail The Road Salvage Gods!!!!!

some years back I worked on a big time K C golf course, actually 2 courses, 1000 ac including 200 ac being sold for lots , out on the edge of town... some $ 500,000 lots...ea! LOL ( I can' help laughing)... in the winter they kept a pretty good size crew, but most winter days , when nothing going, on Jim and I would get on a cart and " get lost".
sometimes take the gun and do another bird or deer hunting. like I said, 1000 ac. LOL winter as great!!

but one day, the Boss caught us before taking off, suggested we walk down the highway and "pick up some trash" and pretty it up. O K so we grab a couple of sacks, some gloves, and off we go, I find this old hammer! very usable! it will be a good day. hey, i'm excited!!! then Jim ( also called Gordito by the Spanish speaking guys there), he found this paper bag. something is i n it! money maybe???? NOooooo/ he opens it up there there is a dildo, an artificial ******, and what appears to be used condom! LOL I can't help it! its still funny to this day! LOL