All Hail The Road Salvage Gods!!!!!

I have good luck in parking lots.

About 20+ years ago I was going into the grocery store and it was pooring rain.

Some big big woman almost backed over me with her suv.

I yelled and she flipped me the one finger salute.

As I was walking past her parking spot I found $35 that the cow had dropped in her fast escape.

So I actually got paid for almost being run over