A bear goes into a bar and orders a beer.
Bartender says he does not serve bears beers in here.
The bear asks again and gets the same response so he tells the bartender "see that woman over there if I do not get a beer in this bar I will eat her".
Bartender still says no the bear.
The bear rips her apart and then asks for another beer.
The bartender answers we do not serve drug addicts in this bar!
The bear says drug addict what do you mean I am not a drug addict
Yes you are that's a barbitchuate!