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I park all my cars away from people. The walk does me good. Its fun getting a kid in the car seat when some jack *** parks way to close. They they get a custom tribal engraving.

My uncle had a Boss 302 he bought new. Parked out in the middle of a lot shortly after he got it and some *** parked right next to him and hit his car with the door and dented it. He walk over and caved in the sides of both fenders, doors and quarter panels of the guys car with his boot.

Sounds something like my brother did - some azz wipe parked too close to his 78 Dodge 3/4 ton. So close that he couldn't get in the driver's side even though he was in a handicapped parking spot and had handicapped plates. So in the passenger side he goes, I follow and then his driver's door somehow got slammed against the passenger side of the other car - all the way down the side about every 2 inches or so. This is no crap - he only had to open his door about a foot or so! Left a ton of vertical creases; didn't even phase the Dodge van door!