Stop in for a cup of coffee

The old 53 mph in the left lane on a 65 mph road. Went to pass them on the right, they speed up. I let them go. They slow back down to 53. after the second try to get around them (same ****) I just stayed behind them. They slowed to about 45. By this time there's at least a dozen cars backed up, brights flashing, fingers flying.. Bikers are loving it I guess. I finally hammered it and went by at about 80, half on the shoulder. Only had a couple more miles to my exit and didn't see em after that. I really wanted to bumper a back tire, but killing a dumbass over stupid crap didn't seem like a good way to start the day.