ugh, I hate people like that. I live in FL, the land of Slow In the Fast Lane. It's hard not to flip off the 100 yr old woman going 20 in a 65 zone (uber tempting, but goes against my southern belle upbringing). Upside: tons of old men = tons of car shows..... downside: legions of very old people on the road and in my way.
At least you didn't go to jail. I hear the beer isn't very good in there.