Stop in for a cup of coffee

Just woke up to let the dog out. He wouldn't go...

Usually he's had me let him out three times by now...


He started playing games with me last night at bed time. I went to let him out, and he didn't do anything. I had him in the bedroom and he started barking at me. I yelled at him for not going when I let him out 5 minutes before. He started dragging his *** on the carpet, so I let him out, and he "dropped a few" and I could see he had the runs...

I didn't want to take a chance of waking up to "the smell" in my room, so I made him sleep in the living room, in case he had an accident, he would usually put it in the entrance hall with the slate floor and it cleans up easier than carpet.

He didn't have an accident, but refused to go out when I just tried to let him...

Kinda tells me that he's been playing me most nights when he's been out 2-3 times by now.... (what an a--hole...)