Distributor is 270 degrees off?

Yes. Trying to watch my 3 year old while buttoning everything up, forgot to tighten the bolt for the hold down on the distributor. When it didn't fire, first thing I checked was to see if I had plugged the connector in for the distributor (I did), that's when I noticed the distributor was not seated down into the block (it was before attempting to start it). I tried to set it where it needed to be, wasn't happening, I called it a night. There's been a few head scratchers for me getting the car back together and nearly every "problem" has been solved within 10 minutes the next day after getting some sleep. Hopefully this will play out the same way.