I've decided to start expanding my dark side. I sort of sucked at the whole 'charming' thing.
If everyone thought I was evil they'd think twice before messing with me. After all, who would want the evil s.o.b. next door pissed off at you.
I realize I may be more of an evil moron than an evil genius at this point but I figure it's 99% about image. From now on I need to start referring to my garage as my lair. Maybe make a secret entrance to it.
Of course it couldn't be too secret or no one would realize that I'm evil. I might have to post a sign.
And I'd place ads in the local paper just to make sure the word got around.