Another Mopar Off My Bucket List

Another Mopar Off My Bucket List - Barracuda Fastback

I've been too busy lately to spend much time developing my evil side. :twisted: But like anything else, if you want to master it you have to give it an effort.

I thought about putting a 'VOTE FOR HILLARY' bumper sticker on my car but I don't think I want to go that dark. I want people to think I'm a bit evil, not sadistic or totally demented.

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Maybe I'll start small by wearing a shirt with a Chebbie bowtie insignia on it.

Naaah. I still need to stay true to my Mopar roots. Certain standards have to be maintained. I don't want to look like a dork.
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I'd try observing Teresa's grandkids for clues as to how to be evil but I'm too scared of them to get very close.

Although they greet me when I see them, I don't think they really want to wish me well.

When they stay the night I always have an uneasy feeling.

Maybe I'm approaching this all wrong. If I tried playing a few pranks on them I could develop my evil side while forming a bond with them. :evil3: I just hope they don't make me sign anything in blood.