Not a joke but funny.

This morning i drive the dart to my buddys house to pick him up and run some errands. Im jist sitting in the car letting her warm up and notice a large group of vacation tourists checking out my car and pointing at me.

So of course my ego kinda is like "yeah thats right, its a bad *** car". 1971 dart hard top, all windows down. (how else can one drive in that car but with the windos all down..)

well it turns out they were not looking at me at all, they were all looking at what i had parked next to...





Right about then i look over to see this bear like 3 feet from my driver side window...

He sees me and shoots up the tree faster that i coulda rolled up my windos and im stoked he did cuz for what ever reason the dam car dies and wont restart... it just cranks....so i pulled out my phone and snapped this pick while trying to act cool an waiting to try and fire the dart again..

I fealt like those guys on safari in the open top range rover looking at lyons, what the FK kinda protection is that any way?

The car starts my buddy walks over get in and says "man u see all those folks looking at your car?"....